I'm Alex. I'm 18.

Political Science/History Major.

"If music be the food of love, play on"
  • veganbutt:


    Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

    Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
    Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

    (Source: , via youhavefoundmolly)

  • ebolamobb:


    hahaha son this bread is huge

    Pb&j for a whole year son

    (Source: two-fisted-dynamo, via swagoraphobia)

  • superselected:

    #IamaLiberianNotaVirus. A Call to End Ebola Stigmatization and Prejudice.


    (via malfoyisstillourking)

  • neptunain:

    obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

    (via lameboob)

  • chaos7:



    new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police


    I don’t understand this aesthetic.

    neither do the police

    (via the-one-who-is-not-short)

    • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
    • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
  • confusedtree:



    In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

    Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.





    (via the-one-who-is-not-short)

  • Small update.

    My relationship with Steffi has been going pretty well. We add on new layers of trust each time we’re together, which has really taken a positive impact on our relationship so far, which I am eternally thankful for.

    Midterms are next week for (thank god) my psych and political science classes. Moderately ready for those.

    Stats is a bitch. But it’s in my major, sooo….

    My English professor engages me in literature in ways no one else has. I’m reading Paradise Lost and just finished The Iliad (about to start Hamlet!) and I’m honestly considering adding on an English major. Should I do that, I would finish 3 Associate’s degrees. All in 2 years, I’m hoping.

    On top of midterms next week I have to give a 20 minute presentation on Milton’s protestant theology and the Fall of Man based on Adam and Eve’s choice to disobey God. Also, I need to start my fucking term papers.

    Great stuff ahead!

  • lllypotter:

    Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that's impossible.

    (Source: remuslpins, via lipatti)