Mother Nature's Son
I'm Alex. I'm 18.

college student.

"If music be the food of love, play on"
~Shakespeare
  • twcno:

    futurebatgirl:

    patrexes:

    4sensesplusascarf:

    Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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    remove cattle from stage

    that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

    • balance your chair on two legs”
    • "continue swimming motion"
    • "insert peanuts"
    • "play ball!"
    • "release the penguins"
    • "gradually become agitated"
    • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

    (via the-comedian-harmonics)

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  • samlicker87:

    This is still my favorite comic ever

    (Source: humorstop, via ourlastjeff)

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  • "Find someone who would not let go of you so easily."
    (via surendranauth)

    (Source: pressing, via ilovesparklies)

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  • walkingwithdragons:

    Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

    (via thesmartqueenskingdumb)

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  • hisandherquotes:

    everything you love is here

    (via hisandherquotes)

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  • captainstormwind:

    The truth is out there.

    HOLY FUCK

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

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  • randomingoftherandomness:

    shubbabang:

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    i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

    dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

    (via feminspire)

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  • hisandherquotes:

    everything you love is here

    (via hisandherquotes)

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  • deathbedscene:

    having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

    (via malfoyisstillourking)

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  • squldward:

    crapaccino:

    HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

    isnt that just one calendar 

    (via pizza)

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  • buttchunks:

    A living legend.

    (via youhavefoundmolly)

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  • thatfunnyblog:

    my senior quote was better than yours

    (Source: setharooni, via youhavefoundmolly)

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